Lifetime. Highs. Everywhere.

For the most bearish month of the year, September is doing one lousy job. I guess all the chatter you’ve seen here on Slope about 3000 on the S&P (not from me…) might just materialize sooner than imagined. But just look at these……..

Seem awfully similar, don’t they? Which probably explains why we should at least be grateful the VIX isn’t in the double digits. Yet.

Well, no matter what kind of day you’ve had – – even if it was a bad one – – just keep this in mind: at least you didn’t buy Tilray for $300 per share.

And, even better, you didn’t decide to buy $300 calls on TLRY like this guy!