It’s just getting ridiculous: moments after the Euronext exchange broke down unexpected duo the “technical difficulties” shutting down “part of the market”, and spiking the Stoxx600 in the process, moments ago the NYSE itself decided to have a “technical glitch”, one which coming alongside James “QE4” Bullard’s CNBC interview has pushed S&P500 futures to their overnight highs.

From the NYSE

If and when the CME breaks next, we expect everything to lock limit up as only the upward momentum-levitating algos will be allowed to front run each other.