Well, depending on where you get your prices, Bitcoin is sitting near all-time highs on Friday morning.

“Bitcoin has spent a better part of the last week undulating roughly sideways amid sharp gains in alternative currencies,” Coindesk writes. Here’s what “roughly sideways” means:

Yes, “roughly sideways” – in a $2,000 range. Here’s futures versus spot:

Of course Coindesk is right. When it comes to meteoric gains, Bitcoin has been supplanted (for the time being) by Litecoin and Ethereum, which have skyrocketed over the past week:

This decision is probably gas on the fire: