As you all know, in a shocking upset to Trump’s power, Doug Jones beat Roy Moore in the Alabama Senatorial election last night, giving Alabama its first Democratic senator in a quarter century. This jaw-dropping surprise led to a catastrophic drop in the equity markets of about one-third of a single percentage point, followed, of course, by a complete shake-off and rebound to the green.

Nuclear missiles. Political upsets. Crushing debt. Rising interest rates. It all means one thing. An equity market that just drifts higher… and higher… and higher still.