Ok – where to start…

And so… “investors” bought stocks…

As soon as Europe closed… (because when Obama, Hollande, and NATO speak, stocks must rally to confirm the confident good news)…But ended the day below the pre-Doomsday levels…

Small Caps once again outperformed amid yet another short squeeze… and trannies were worst despite the ramp in energy stocks and oil…

S&P is unch, “Most Shorted” is up 3% this week!!!

As energy stocks soared over 2%…

Everything happened when Europe closed…

And VIX was hammered to get the momo going…

Is the squeeze over in KaleBios? Down 50% today…

FX Carry and Treasuries were not buying it…

as stocks ramped to catch up with crude…

Credit markets were not bouncing with stocks…

Treasury yields tumbled on safety bids after the Russian fighter jet was shot down… then traded in a very narrow range for the rest of the day…

The USDollar was notably weaker on the day as EUR and JPY strengthened…

Commodities were volatile today with oil backing everything but early jumps in PMs were quickly sold into…

Charts: Bloomberg