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Yes, I’m wearing a Santa hat. Yes, this Ugly Christmas sweater is a little tight. But no, I didn’t deep fry Tinkerbell and bite the little pixie in half. It’s a glitter beard. Hashtag, Beard Game Strong. I know you’ve all heard of the 12 Days of Christmas. But what about the 12 stocks of Christmas.

Twelve drummers drumming. Making all sorts of noise. The kind of noise that reverberates perfectly through your car’s speakers made by Zacks Rank #2 (Buy) Harman (HAR – Analyst Report).

Eleven pipers piping. What are they piping anyway? How about Nat Gas through Boardwalk Pipeline Partners (BWP – Snapshot Report). 

Ten Lords a Leaping.You’ll be jumping for joy too with shares of Leapfrog Enterprises (LF – Snapshot Report).

Nine ladies dancing. I do have a beard covered in glitter, but I’m talking about dance class here, getting in motion and feeling healthy in a Planet Fitness (PLNT – Snapshot Report) location near you.

Eight Maids a milking, pouring you a nice tall glass of milk from Dean’s Foods (DF – Analyst Report).

Seven swans a swimming like you, doing the backstroke on your way through the Caribbean on Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines (RCL – Analyst Report).

Six Geese a laying down in the comfort of a Tempur Sealy (TPX – Snapshot Report) mattress. California King Size the big dog.

Five golden rings. With gold prices where they are, heck, gimme ten gold rings. While the gold mining industry is in the Bottom 45% of our Zacks Industry rank, Sibanye Gold (SBGL – Snapshot Report), not to be confused with Kanye, Gold is a Zacks Rank #2 (Buy).

Four calling birds should get you on the phone with your mother. AT&T (T – Analyst Report) wants to reach out and touch some profits as well.

Three French hens, one French oil company, Total (TOT – Analyst Report).

Two turtle doves insist on you taking two, Take Two Interactive (TTWO – Snapshot Report)  that is. The video game developer famous for family friendly games like Grand Theft Auto V and Manhunt is a Zacks Rank #2 (Buy) in a hot industry in the Top 7% of our Zacks Industry Rank.

And a partridge in a pair tree. No, not a strung out Danny Bonaduce running from the Canadian Mounted Police. How about LendingTree (TREE – Snapshot Report), the nation’s leading online loan marketplace?