After the worst two-week start to US stock trading in history, bulls need some cheering up. So here, courtesy of Citi’s Brent Donnelly, is some levity: this is what China’s Curriculum Vitae would look like if it was applying for a job. It is also a great summary for those who need a simple cheat sheet of where China was, where it is, and where it is going.

So would you hire it?